Day 2: Rushed Blogs, Apple Pie Ice Cream, and a Senatorial Advertisement.

First things first: this blog is coming from the world's shittiest keyboard ever conceived by man: the iPod touch screen. So please, bear with me on the spelling errors, and seemingly cocaine-induced bouts of frustrated screaming you may hear coming from my home if you live within a one-mile radius.

In less shitty news, there was an article in the newspaper about the flashing that happened in the parking lot at school not too long ago. Did I say "less shitty?". I'm sorry. I meant COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL THAT IS HOLY. According to the article.", it was a '50-60 year old man in a red 90s era sedan". I mean really, who drives a red sedan? Red is for sports cars. Get with it, grandpa.
But seriously, if you know who he is, turn his ass in. That's fucked up stuff.

Also going around is news that everyone's favorite little girl Justin Bieber is going to court for 'assaulting' a little kid. I'm not going to write out the whole story on this stupid fucking keyboard, google it. As much as the story is bullshit and he's not going to get any trouble, I'm glad he'll be in court. That means he won't be singing in that god-awful voice of his. Plus, maybe we'll get to see him cry.

Well, that's all I have tome for today guys. More tomorrow. Promises, promises