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NEW BLOG

Deadz!

No more blog. I get bored easily.

If you're really interested, I'll have a new personal blog up at www.BoopSheBoop.Blogspot.Com .

Just a personal blog. I'll post when I want. And talk about what I want. Real low-maintenance stuff.


Bye everyone. <3

Day X: Some MORE changes, and I'm FUCKING SICK.

"Day X? Alex, What the FUCK is that?". That, anonymous reader who somehow saw this title before I posted it and then wrote me a question in fucking ITALICS for some reason, is my way of saying the following: I'm not going to post on weekends unless I'm particularly inspired. So the whole numbering thing won't be working out. I'm sorry. It's not you, it's me. While on the subject of changes, Twin Thursday is officially here to stay. So there's that to find some comfort in. Also, the visit counter is going to be disappearing for a while. Nobody is reading this, so it's just creeping up super slowly. It's pretty much the digital equivalent of a smug grin. So, FUCK YOU Mr. Pagevisit Counter. I have the power here. Your ass is grass. Adios.

Okay. Now that I'm done raging at inanimate objects - no news today. I'm sick. Like walking-corpse sick. It sucks. Trust me. So when you see me tomorrow, back the fuck up. It sucks. Seriously. Hopefully I'll have a real post tomorrow. Bye guys. <3

Day 5-ish: Pay No Attention To The Lack of a Blog Yesterday...

So, there wasn't a blog yesterday. I had 'better things to do'. And by better things, I meant your mothers. All of them. You're welcome. <3

But jokes aside... I was super busy. Between school, work, and all of your mothers (you almost believed me when I said jokes aside, didn't you?), I got home at like 10:45. And Halo: Reach was calling my name like a hungry toddler. I couldn't help myself.

Well. I decided to walk away from my computer after writing that first portion, and I came to a shocking conclusion: I have the worst fucking headache ever. So as of writing, I'm going to go curl up with a cup of tea and watch Legion on Netflix. I just downed about 27 Asprin, so hopefully I'll feel better soon (I kid, I kid). If I do feel better after, I'll come post. If not, you guys can expect a full, whole-heartedly sarcastic bloggity for you guys tomorrow. Excuses, excuses. I know.

Some stuff you guys can do to keep busy: Check out the links in the sidebar. Vote on the poll. Comment and tell me how much you love me. Email me a piece you'd like published - I'll be happy to have a guest-author. I'll also be happy to tear your opinions apart if you disagree with me - really. It'll be fun. Promise. You can also check out My Personal Favorite Bloggity. It's about cooking. If you're not comfortable with that kind of thing... then don't hit the link. Easy enough. Shit.

Also, apparently it's Caturday. So there's that:




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Bye for now, guys. I love you long time. <3

Day 4: DADT Back From The Dead, and A Slow News Day

First of all, we DOUBLED PAGEVIEWS in ONE DAY! Good job, guys! That pretty much made my day. Thank you.

Also, congratulations to all of the Senior Girls who won powderpuff with a whopping 42-15 win. Good job, guys. You earned it.

Now for the news. Remember yesterday when I said that DADT was temporarily lifted? Yeah... there was an appeal, which was pretty much expected. So things are back to normal for now, until sometime as soon as next week, when the case will be reviewed and a bunch of super-fun legal arguing will happen. As of now, the policy still holds, but nobody really knows what to do with the applications that were filled out in the week that the policy was lifted. So that's going to become an issue within the next couple of days that you can count on hearing about.

Also, Twin Thursday: Like it? Hate it? Let me know in the poll over on the right. Poll will end on Sunday night. Majority wins. Here's how it goes: I write "TWIN THURSDAY" in big letters, then put in a picture of twins. Example:

TWIN THURSDAY!

That's pretty much all I have to tell you guys today; There isn't much else in the news. There was a neat article on airline secrets that I found particularly amusing: http://bit.ly/cxrLTy . Vote for Twin Thursday in the sidebar! That's all for today guys. Thanks again for the pageviews. My ego is pretty much growing to a size similar to

Day 3: New Design, French Rioting, and Death of DADT

Starting off, I'm going to go ahead and introduce some of the changes to the bloggity page today. First thing you should notice is that it's black and reeking significantly less of femininity. Hopefully. Next thing is that there's a visit counter over there on the right. As of posting, there are 89 pageviews, not counting myself. Thrilled? I think so. Thanks guys. I love you too. Another super awesome feature is the "Best This Week" module on the right as well. Check that shit out. Also, the fish up there aren't new, but if you ask me super nicely, I'll make you a new one in whatever color you want. Because I love you, that's why. <3

Next up is the rioting in France. Basically, kids our age are putting on masks and dressing in black, then going out and setting fires, putting up roadblocks, and rioting in general. Why? Because the French government is going to raise the retirement age to 62 from 60. I have to hand it to these kids, this is really badass. However, I still have to say this: What The Fuck, France? I get it, they're upset. But if I know anything, it's that this is just going to get the govenrment even more pissed than they were before. This is still going on. And oh yeah, they're blockading gas stations (the kids), so the ones that aren't blockaded have oficcially run out of gas. Good luck with that, France. PS, that picture was taken today:

Lastly for now is the fact that as of today, Don't Ask, Don't Tell is done. For now. From the looks of it, there are more lawsuits to come, but for a little while at least, openly gay people are being admitted into the military. So all day, men who were discharged have been going and signing up, like this guy Lt. Daniel Choi, discharged July 2010. Re-enlisted yesterday. Give him a virtual round of applause. Even though I can't support a war like the one we're in, he's going to enlist to protect America, and he deserves it. Even if he's Asian and won't be able to see out of his slanty eyes on the battlefield. ;)



That's it for now, guys. Before I leave, here's a picture of Nazi Justin Bieber:

Day 2: Rushed Blogs, Apple Pie Ice Cream, and a Senatorial Advertisement.

First things first: this blog is coming from the world's shittiest keyboard ever conceived by man: the iPod touch screen. So please, bear with me on the spelling errors, and seemingly cocaine-induced bouts of frustrated screaming you may hear coming from my home if you live within a one-mile radius.

In less shitty news, there was an article in the newspaper about the flashing that happened in the parking lot at school not too long ago. Did I say "less shitty?". I'm sorry. I meant COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL THAT IS HOLY. According to the article.", it was a '50-60 year old man in a red 90s era sedan". I mean really, who drives a red sedan? Red is for sports cars. Get with it, grandpa.
But seriously, if you know who he is, turn his ass in. That's fucked up stuff.

Also going around is news that everyone's favorite little girl Justin Bieber is going to court for 'assaulting' a little kid. I'm not going to write out the whole story on this stupid fucking keyboard, google it. As much as the story is bullshit and he's not going to get any trouble, I'm glad he'll be in court. That means he won't be singing in that god-awful voice of his. Plus, maybe we'll get to see him cry.

Well, that's all I have tome for today guys. More tomorrow. Promises, promises

Day 1: The Blog. The Man. The Legend.

I know exactally what's going through your mind right now. You're thinking, "Wow. Alex's blog looks really fucking fruity. This is pathetic." Well now, you're an asshole. I'm working on a new background. Jesus, people. You can't have it all. Also, that's a working title up there. It'll be changing once inspiration hits.

If you're still on this page (all three of you), then I guess I'll write more. Just for you.

Here's my plan:
1) Post a new blog every day.
2) Get better at writing.
3) Be an interesting human being.

Well now, that might be a bit of a stretch. Interesting human being. As if. Truth is, I seem to have the right combination to blog. I'm way too cocky, I'm waaay too sarcastic for my own good, and I have opinions. Big, Ugly opinions. And I want you to know them. I'll start with posting things I have an opinion on. Easy enough. I even left Anonymous commenting on so COWARDS LIKE JEFFEREY BASILE can comment about how wrong I am. Or how right. God knows I need to hear that.

I'm not going to try to convert anyone to anything here. I'll be completely honest: I have strong-ass feelings about quite a few things. I'm an athiest - I can't see it, there's no evidence, how can I believe it? I'm Liberal, but I would like to at least think that one word can't describe my views on everything ever. I'm pro-choice. I'm not a fan of guns in general. We need to regulate the shit out of those. As far as the economy is concerned, I'm not (see what I did there?). I'm a strong supporter of gay rights. Don't ask Don't tell is bullshit. I have way too many opinions on too many things to put here right now.

Well now, I'm off to bed. New post tomorrow. Promise.